Kyl se kyltti tietää mist puhuu.
a underaged girl could be wearing lingerie and shaking her ass in a grown man’s face begging him to take her and guess whaaat
hes still trash for fucking her
hes the adult. he has enough control and willpower to say no. he knows that fucking kids is wrong.
stop sympathizing with men and protecting them for falling “victim” to “teenage temptresses”
if you cant trust yourself to not fuck kids, even if they “tempt you” the problem is you, NOT the kid
SIRIUS FLIRTING WITH LITERALLY EVERY TEACHER TRYING (and failing) TO GET OUT OF DETENTION
He tried it with Dumbledore once and the man laughed so hard it almost worked, but then McGonagall came around the corner. Sirius brags until his dying day that he once seduced Dumbledore himself.
James never actually believes him until one day Sirius gives Dumbledore this huge dramatic wink and then Dumbledore winks back.
James stands up and walks out of the great hall.
when u have a bunch of friends with different hair colors, i feel like it’s a waste not to start some sort of boyband
Amazing Face-Paintings Transform Models Into The 2D Works Of Famous Artists
by Valeriya Kutsan
If this isn’t the tightest shit you’ve seen then get the hell out of my face.
I’ve reblogged this before, so I’m doing it again.
Can we not
girls don’t want boyfriends girls want a seven book series about the marauders’ life at hogwarts
learning languages is so weird like you’re literally just learning how to make a different set of noises at people than the ones you usually make
my taste in anime ranges from this
I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.
I wanna see Indian wizardry schools
Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines
Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages
American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem
Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years
GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!
"make up is false advertisement!"
"i view women as products"
If you went on a few dates with a charming, fit-looking guy, decided to invite him upstairs, and after he took off his shirt he unstrapped a hidden girdle and his massive gelatinous kegbelly rippled forth, you would be pissed too.
did you really just compare a woman putting some powder on her face to a guy literally reshaping his entire body
ok so i’ll just go through the whole thing, though some of this stuff might be different in different parts of finland
6 years old: pre-school, not obligatory but i’d say 99% of finnish kids go there anyway. you mostly just learn how to read, write and stuff like that.
7 - 12 years old: elementary school (grades 1 - 6), english starts in grade 3 and it’s obligatory, so we start learning english when we’re 9 years old in finland. you have your own “home” classroom and teacher, so basically you’ll be around the same people for 6 years. small exams are held throughout the year.
13 - 15 years old: middle school/upper comprehensive school/junior high or whatever you call it (grades 7 - 9), swedish starts in grade 7 at 13 years old and is obligatory just like english. in 8th grade you can choose to study french or german, in some schools even russian, spanish etc. if you wish. you still have your own class but different subjects have different teachers and you gotta drag your arse to different classrooms for pretty much every class. small exams are still held throughout the year.
in those two previous schools the grading system goes from 4 to 10, 4 being the worst (failed) and 10 being the best. pre-school doesn’t really have a grading system.
16 - 18 years old: you can choose between a vocational school or a high school/upper secondary school (these are hard to translate forgive me). i chose the latter option, but people choose between those options pretty evenly. a vocational school gives you a profession right away, whereas high school doesn’t.
in a vocational school you choose your field and study it, i dont think there really is that much to it. theory and practice are both part of the learning process there, so there are periods where you’ll be working at a store for example, if that’s the field you chose. i actually dont know what the exams are like in these schools since i’ve never gone to any of them hahah.
in high school you study all subjects at first since they all have a couple of obligatory courses. after you’ve completed those you’ll choose more courses of whatever you want. a period lasts for 6 weeks and you choose new courses for each period. 5 weeks of classes and then an exam week, though this might be slightly different between schools. you must have a minimum of 75 courses in order to graduate. you may take part in a final exam (or matriculation exams as theyre called here) if you’ve completed all the obligatory courses of that subject, though in order to do well you pretty much have to complete the non-obligatory ones as well. 4 is the minimum amount of finals you gotta take, finnish being an obligatory subject for everyone.
in final exams (matriculation exams) the grading system is, from best to worst, L E M C B A I. an I means you failed. the letters come from latin words in case you were curious.
plot twist you can also go to a vocational school AND a high school at the same time. going to three schools at once is possible too tho i have no idea how people handle that lmao.
AND THEN AFTER THAT you can go to an university or a polytechnic. both will train you to a profession.
the best part is, everything is free. even lunch. in elementary and junior high even the books are free, though after that you’ll have to buy them yourself. student allowance takes care of them for the most part tho.
this is so long and probably confusing im sorry omg
Of all the dmmd boys, noiz wins the award for “most likely to accidentally shave his nipple off”